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Forget fair pay and health care! We neeeeeed binders!

If you haven’t visited Mitt Romney’s Binders Full of Women you really must. Why should we trouble our delicate minds with issues of pay and health services when we can have three rings and these tight plastic pouches?

Thanks, Mittens. I feel so warm and safe inside your binder with all these other women. Hurry and grow up, little girls everywhere. Join the par-tay. I hear he keeps his favorite binders in his caddies.

Sorry, guys. Girls only. Jealous?

In case you missed the debate, Mitt shared a soft focus story about taking office as Governor and being confused as to why he wasn’t surrounded with binders of women. He recalled saying, “How come all the people for these jobs are — are all men.” They said, “Well, these are the people that have the qualifications.” And I said, “Well, gosh, can’t we — can’t we find some — some women that are also qualified?”

The problem is that Mitt Romeny’s version is not true.

But it’s a good thing Romney brought this important issue up. There are so many breeding vessels out there who need a good binder.